Posted January 02, 2013

Jose Canseco’s (crazy, hilarious, impossible) New Year’s resolutions

Jose Canseco
Aspiring manager, politician and anti-aging drink maker Jose Canseco. (AP)

Aspiring manager, politician and anti-aging drink maker Jose Canseco. (AP)

Remember Jose Canseco? Former American League MVP. Admitted steroid user. Notable author. And now, a man with a dream, or to be more precise, many dreams, to make 2013 a better world.

Canseco tweeted out his 10 (actually 11, but hey, who’s counting?) New Year’s resolutions and they were exactly as amazing as you might expect. Among the gems: “Fight Shaq in MMA cage match”; “develop and launch Ponce de CAnseco [sic] a real anti aging drink”; and “get elected to important political office in the U.S. or canada to help all people and governments with there [sic] problems.”

For the full list of awesomeness, along with commentary, check out BuzzFeed’s breakdown.

– By SI staff

2 comments
kyyled5
kyyled5

#12 blink way less when speaking

Yankee0359
Yankee0359

What's he high on this time???